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MAKE 'EM LAUGH: SELLING HUMOR ONLINE
Author: Dave Bealer
Topic:Humor
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Every day, thousands and thousands of people venture out into
the complicated world of online business. The vast majority of
these people are joining ...
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I Own A Dog
Author: Jim Henderson
Topic:Humor
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I own a dog, or to be more precise, a four-legged fur-covered
food processor (food goes in one end and out the other). Several
considerations have pro...
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You're not paranoid -- the house really hates you!
Author: Cathy Goodwin, PhD
Topic:Humor
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Lonesome. When Ms. Angelou moved into a designer house in
California, she says, nothing worked. Her pictures didn’t look
right on the walls. Cakes fel...
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Give your relationship a workout
Author: Kwame DeRoche
Topic:Humor
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Have you ever had a fight over nothing? Seems like a dumb
question, doesn’t it? It just doesn’t make sense. But if you’re
dating, or know someone who ...
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There Was A Time, When........
Author: (Pat @Maxaid)
Topic:Humor
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There Was A Time, When........
There was a time when "Explode" meant to destroy, not to build.
There was a time when "Guru" meant a religious teache...
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Zombie, and Other Assorted Un-dead Types
Author: By S. Joan Popek
Topic:Humor
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The most notable feature of zombies and other dead things is
that they are not very smart. Something happens to their logical
thinking process in the ...
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The Gambling Trip
Author: Chris Bradford & Brande McCreee
Topic:Humor
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I left Atlanta on Thursday morning headed out west. The trip to
the airport and the flight was uneventful, except the waitress
lady on the plane would...
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The Hazards of Tossing Pigs
Author: Chris Bradford & Brande McCree
Topic:Humor
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The Hazards of Tossing Pigs
Saturday, both Jane and Barb had to work. I didn?t see either of
them during the day but Saturday night I went to eat at ...
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Just Say No to "No"
Author: Tony Hendra
Topic:Humor
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“Power Lunch”: Around the table, two men and a woman check you
out as you talk. You know your firm can double their sales;
after weeks of presentation...
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The Lion Doesn't Sleep Tonight - A Very Roman Holiday
Author: Laura Fink
Topic:Humor
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The Skin Traveler
© 2001 Laura Fink / All Rights Reserved
http://www.clockdomain.com Episode One - The Lion Doesn't Sleep
Tonight
The sculpte...
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The Top 10 Most Outrageous Exercises I've Ever Seen
Author: Nick Nilsson
Topic:Humor
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In the course of my experience working and training in gyms,
I’ve seen people doing some incredibly "interesting" exercises.
Unfortunately, it’s usual...
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The Gray, the Blue, and the Green
Author: Laura Fink
Topic:Humor
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The Skin Traveler
© 2001 Laura Fink / All Rights Reserved
http://www.clockdomain.com
Episode Two - "The Gray, the Blue, and the Green"
The bu...
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THE INTERNET ADVENTURES OF STUPIDMAN
Author: Stupidman
Topic:Humor
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Introduction
I have know R.H. Jaycox (Jay), the author of Internet Profit
Pearls, for over a decade. A while back he asked me to read a
pre-final dra...
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YOUR DRUM (Poem)
Author: OSORO P. J. NYAWANGAH
Topic:Humor
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(Waste no time gossiping it doesn’t pay!) Many people are always
poking their noses in other people’s affairs for nothing.
Play your own drum, No one...
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6 Dating Tips from Ughh the Caveman
Author: Richard Stooker
Topic:Humor
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While recently browsing through the Akashic Records of the
Universe, I discovered that the greatest relationship advice
counselor to have ever incarna...
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Tickle Your Funny Bone
Author: Virginia Reeves
Topic:Humor
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Practicing humor can lift tension, reduce stress, diffuse
confrontation, improve communication, and enhance your
relationship with others in any group...
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Lighten Up At Work
Author: Virginia Reeves
Topic:Humor
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This article focuses on ideas to having more fun at work by
employing a more light-hearted approach. I hope these ideas,
obtained from several sources...
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PURSE PURSUIT
Author: Marsha Jordan
Topic:Humor
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PURSE PURSUIT
I know women (my older sister for one) who suffer from multiple
"purse"inality. They have a different purse to go with every
outfit i...
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Hippo Rage - a humorous look at stress and anger today
Author: David Leonhardt, The Happy Guy
Topic:Humor
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(text of a mini-keynote speech by David Leonhardt, The Happy
Guy, which brought down the house in Gatineau, Quebec, April 21,
2002)
Has anybody here ...
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Cracked Up Glossary Of Common Gym Terms
Author: Nick Nilsson
Topic:Humor
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If you’ve ever had occasion to visit a gym, you’ve no doubt
heard people talking about "feeling the burn" and "pumping up."
But did you ever wonder wh...
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Getting Back To E-Business
Author: Tim Ward
Topic:Humor
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It's that time of year again, folks. The calm after the holiday
storm. All your relatives have finally gone home. You've settled
back in at work after...
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Don't Blow Your Nose In The Water Fountain
Author: Nick Nilsson
Topic:Humor
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We all know the general rules of the gym: don’t drop the
weights, wipe your sweat off the machines when you’re done, etc.
But do you know all about th...
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Have PC-Will Crash
Author: Tim Ward
Topic:Humor
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This isn't the article that I was planning to write today. I had
a totally different article in mind. Truthfully the article I
was going to write was ...
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The Lighter Side of Spam
Author: Timothy Ward
Topic:Humor
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Every morning when sit down at the ole computer and go to check
my email I know two things will happen. (1) I won't have
received any new sign-ups in ...
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Pizza, French Fries, Beer and Other Diet Foods...
Author: Nick Nilsson
Topic:Humor
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Now this is the real American Dream! I’m here to let you know
that it is totally possible to lose all the fat you want while
eating nothing but junk f...
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Tenderizing Meat and Other Uses For Home Exercise Equipment
Author: Nick Nilsson
Topic:Humor
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Almost everyone has bought home exercise equipment at some point
in their life, be it a few rusty dumbells at a garage sale all
the way to a complicat...
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Silver linings are everywhere.
Author: David Leonhardt
Topic:Humor
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Viagra. That one word packs a lot of punch. Let's face it; there
is little that has been derided more than Viagra. On the talk
shows, it has been the ...
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"Why So Many Bleep Words?"
Author: Shellie Rushing Tomlinson
Topic:Humor
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My family watched a lot of movies over the holidays; at least we
tried to. It's about impossible to find good clean entertainment
anymore. We did have...
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Front Porch Chat
Author: Shellie Rushing Tomlinson
Topic:Humor
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Hello porchers! I've been watching for y'all. Have a seat, and
let's chat. So, tell me, are you working on those New Years'
resolutions? Uh-huh, call ...
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How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Spam!
Author: Chuck Smith
Topic:Humor
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Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and I (like many men) am in
a state of near panic. Because I'm married, I need to come up
with some kind of Valen...
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My Blood Pressure Was Fine Throughout (The state of the NHS)
Author: Pem Charnley
Topic:Humor
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Ah, well, now, wasn’t that all very pleasant, eh? A few
alco-pops to celebrate a year with my sweetheart, yes, an
anniversary in other words, and, ooh...
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I Want a Cold!
Author: Chuck Smith
Topic:Humor
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"Honey, can I have a cup of lemon tea," my wife asked me the
other day. Normally, my wife doesn't ask me to do anything,
knowing my laziness has no bo...
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THERE AWTAABEA LAW!
Author: LINDA LANDRY
Topic:Humor
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THERE AWTAABEA LAW! BY LINDA LANDRY (c)
We have rules for everything from grammar and spelling to
traffic and behavior. The Internet is becoming 'rul...
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The Gardener, the Salsa, and a Day at the Ranch
Author: Rich Showalter
Topic:Humor
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Once Upon a Time... A Gardener's Daydream The Gardener, the
Salsa, and a Day at the Ranch Article by Rich Showalter
Copyright © 2003 by ProGardenBiz P...
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Tribute to Delores
Author: D. Gustafson
Topic:Humor
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Summer’s almost here and it’s that time. Yes, you need a new
bathing suit.
No, no, no, now come on back here. That’s it. Just sit down and
relax. Tak...
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Pause o'Menses
Author: D. Gustafson
Topic:Humor
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Want a word that’s ensured to illicit a myriad of comments,
moans, groans, eye rolling and jokes? Menopause. Go ahead, say
it out loud. Get used to it...
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Men and Their Little Friends
Author: D. Gustafson
Topic:Humor
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I’ve never been able to quite get a grip on a man’s attitude
towards his penis. Look it’s a body part. We all have body
parts. But somehow, someway, t...
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I nearly Drove the Ruddy Fire Engine Myself
Author: Pem Charnley
Topic:Humor
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Now then, those visitors already familiar with some of the
other articles on the site will know that, yes, I found love
last year, but it involved me ...
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5 Ways To Tell If A Preschooler Is Living In Your House
Author: Deborah Shelton
Topic:Humor
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1. You reheated the same cup of coffee three times this morning.
2. There is always one more person in your bed in the morning,
than there was the ni...
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Pattaya Beach [Thailand] Dawn Freak Show - Pattaya Beach at
Author: Tony Wells
Topic:Humor
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I call it the Pattaya Beach 'Dawn Freak Show!'
If you’ve even been to Thailand, specifically Pattaya Beach, you
will already know there’s an unlimite...
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The Day My 10th Board Exam Results were announced
Author: Vijay Chidambaram
Topic:Humor
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Hai! My name is Vijay Chidambaram. I’m 15 years old. I’ve
finished my 10th standard board exams. I’ve written it quite
well, I think. However, that is...
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Top 10 Signs That You Have An Anger Problem
Author: Newton Hightower
Topic:Humor
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Word wrap to 60, (145 words)
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1. You display your middle finger on the dashboard before you
start the ca...
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What?!? No bananas?
Author: David Leonhardt
Topic:Humor
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"Where are your bananas?" It seemed like a logical question to
ask. For all of my forty trips around the sun, bananas were a
key item to place in the ...
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Just Imagine!
Author: jim Peters
Topic:Humor
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Imagine, just for a minute that the real world started operating
like the Internet does.
First, we'd have a choice of two brands of everything. Inste...
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Floorspace
Author: Dan Reinhold
Topic:Humor
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Floorspace By Dan Reinhold
Odd how frightening the unknown can be.
The other day, I encountered something so rare and unusual, it
was like a dream.
...
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The Thing With No Name
Author: Merrill Guice
Topic:Humor
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I don't name a lot of things. My car has no name. My house has
no name. None of my guitars has a name. Some people would think
I was completely impove...
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Letters from North America
Author: Peary Perry
Topic:Humor
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I tend to think of this weekly column as carrying a certain
amount of responsibility to keep you, the loyal reader informed
of certain points of inter...
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Gender Reversal
Author: John W. Sammon
Topic:Humor
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I may be a woman inside the powerful body of a man. Now, before
you jump to hasty conclusions, let me explain. And if you're a
woman who believes it's...
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Poverty Can Be Erased
Author: Mark Brennaman
Topic:Humor
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I'm back at my restaurant enjoying a nearly cold cup of coffee
(without the whitener) as I began to read one of the back pages
of my newspaper.
The t...
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Three colors, six tenuous links
Author: Pem Charnley
Topic:Humor
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It was Christmas Eve last year that the car carrier, Tricolor,
was issued with a wreck removal notice. Having been crashed into
by a ship trying to ov...
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